Funneling is the act of a group of friends effectively getting a particular girl to disregard them and tell her what she wants to hear in order to "funnel" her to a certain other friend . The opposite of cock-blocking. Often associated with the term "wingman", this maneuver generally incorporates multiple wingmen acting as a single unit working towards the same ultimate objective; to get a buddy laid.
This maneuver is never to be used to funnel the DUFF to another buddy, but can be used to dump her on an unsuspecting douche bag.
This maneuver is never to be used to funnel the DUFF to another buddy, but can be used to dump her on an unsuspecting douche bag.
by Zac Glasgow September 1, 2008
Get the The Funnel mug.The Funnel is when a male saves up his cum in a bucket for a month. he then puts the tip of a funnel into a girls vagina and pours the bucket of cum into her.
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When a girl puts a funnel in her mouth and a group of men, all ejaculate into the funnel, getting most of the jizz into funnel but some on her face.
Blake - "Dude, me and my friends, did The Funnel Cake onto this one chick, Chaya, last night."
Trevor - "How was it man?"
Blake - "Good, but she choked a little bit."
David - "I think they killed her."
Trevor - "How was it man?"
Blake - "Good, but she choked a little bit."
David - "I think they killed her."
by Sydney Carton May 24, 2008
Get the The Funnel Cake mug.When two mexicans are going at it. And the guy's grandfather walks in and gets so turned on by the sight that the last of his cum(which is old and powdery) shoots all over them. In result. you see what looks like a funnel cake.
"ayyyy holmmeeesss! me and my girl got funnel caked last night. it was cochinoooo ehhhh"
The Funnel Cake... dun dun dun DUNNNNNN!
The Funnel Cake... dun dun dun DUNNNNNN!
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Get the The Funnel Cake mug.A man gathers his baby gravy into a receptacle, dries it, grinds it into a powder, keeps it next to his bed.
When engaging in the sex, just before climax, the man would grab a handful of nut powder and blow it into the face of his partner, thus powdering her like a Funnel Cake.
When engaging in the sex, just before climax, the man would grab a handful of nut powder and blow it into the face of his partner, thus powdering her like a Funnel Cake.
by goddammitbonnie April 30, 2022
Get the The Funnel Cake mug.A metaphor for punishing someone. The saying suggests one be subjected to being force fed through a large funnel.
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Get the get the funnel mug.In 2024, Joseph Forsyth, Programmatic Manager at dentsu, famously pioneered the term Trust the funnel! To describe how the stages of a programmatic campaign are interlinked in order to drive performance.
The phrase underscores that each stage relies on the preceding one for success.
Marketers should be cognisant that no stage can stand alone without the foundation built by the previous stages.
The phrase underscores that each stage relies on the preceding one for success.
Marketers should be cognisant that no stage can stand alone without the foundation built by the previous stages.
“I can’t believe they briefed me on a reach campaign and then paused it for lack of sales! Why didn’t they trust the funnel”
“I can’t believe they’re running a CTV campaign to drive conversions. That’s not how trust the funnel”
“I can’t believe they’re running a CTV campaign to drive conversions. That’s not how trust the funnel”
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