The Footy

A metaphysical, esoteric plain & state of mind, achieved after bendering so hard you hallucinate enough to think are are standing in a stadium watching a game of rugby league.

What the fuck are you talking about man? What seats, what stadium???

Sorry mate, I'm just at the footy right now.

The Footy by threeknees April 13, 2025

The Footy Match 

When Your depressed The Footy Match Helps

Just The Footy Match

The Footy Match by CreatureDragon March 1, 2021

Pump the footy 

Another phase for Male Masterbation, wanking, choking the chicken, slapping the salami.

After another unsuccessful night out on the town, James went home alone to pump the footy

Pump the footy by Jrob January 21, 2019

hasn't seen the football since the kickoff 

Often used by Professor Steve Hailey and his students to affectionately describe a miscreant, degenerate, reprobate, or idiot that decided to read the book or watch the video on cybersecurity and/or digital forensics versus getting a real education.

The opposing expert said that Mr. Hailey and Mr. Andrew changed the computer evidence because she did not know how to properly interpret time and date stamps. Obviously, she hasn't seen the football since the kickoff; another point-and-click forensic analyst.

hasn't seen the football since the kickoff by Forensics Shiznit May 18, 2020

Ball of the foot

When you are hungover and continue to drink the following days after.

Similar to the hair of the dog

Kristy - Tom let’s drink !

Tom - Can’t mate. Super hungover

Kristy - ball of the foot tho tommy !!!

Ball of the foot by Chazzledazzlepartyqueen! June 13, 2020

The Football 

The Presidential briefcase that contains launch codes to launch nuclear missiles. It travels with him anywhere he goes allowing him to start a nuclear war from anywhere at anytime.

The President can launch a nuclear missile from anywhere using "The Football"

The Football by Mistahtom January 13, 2006

I'll go to the foot of our stairs 

Expression of amazement. To be astounded by something. Commonly used in the Yorkshire area

Comment: "I've just won the lottery"
Reply: "Well I'll go to the foot of our stairs!"

I'll go to the foot of our stairs by lindyloohs April 24, 2006