the dick

a person who knows everything about fuck all
causes chaos and aggro every where he goes
computer systems are his personal favourite for full days time wasting and unnessary shit
an instant piss boiler
normally called richard ..hence the term ..THE DICK !
A PERSON WHO SCREAMS FIRST THEN ASKS THE QUESTIONS

the dick
where ever theres a cock up ...theres a dick
YES MATE THERES LOADS OF PART WORNS

by tony (tiger) forsterman February 16, 2009

dick dick dick

A common term used for when dem nutz need to be drained.

"baby i need some dick dick dick"

by Dirty dick dave March 1, 2018

dick to dick

Putting the tip of your penis against the tip of another penis and masturbating them simultaneously.

Patrick and John went dick to dick at the party last night

by dmtbl October 13, 2008

The Dick Dick

A guys penis

dude Amanda totally wants the dick dick

by HH703 October 4, 2009

dick in a dick

One man inserting his penis into another man's peehole.

The holy grail of creepy internet porn.

dick in a dick...someday perhaps I will find it...

by abw123 February 22, 2009

dick on dick

a description for anything homosexual in the literal sense. It can be a gay couple or all boy action. nothing heterosexual is involved. it could also be gay porn or a way to describe something that is gay. Used for any gay action.

That porno was dick on dick.

by kidUrban June 8, 2010

dicking dick

A phrase to describe a person who likes to be an asshole

You are such a dicking dick! Donald Trump is such a dicking dick.

by Fartknocker5000 July 7, 2017