The Gerbil 

A coworker who gets constant promotions because he is so far up the boss’s ass that he’s like a gerbil in a homo’s poop shoot.

Hear about The Gerbil? He’s a fucking director now!

The Gerbil by Thug wanna June 23, 2023

Change the Gerbil 

A term used when someone's rancid fart smells like a small animal died in their ass.

Stan dropped a massive fart that choked everyone out in the car. Dude it's time to Change the Gerbil!

Change the Gerbil by will bitten September 13, 2017

Kevin the gerbil

Originally Kevin the gerbil was (ITV's) Roland rats' best friend. These days it can be applied to anyone called Kevin. Although this conjures up the idea of a man called Kevin inserting a small rodent into his anal passage this is not entirely correct. Kevin the gerbil's are fun, friendly, and a bit of a jack the lad, they are usually the life and soul of the party

That Kevin the gerbil is a right laugh.

The first person called Kevin the gerbil apparently lives in the mountains of North Wales, although this hasn't been fully authenticated

Kevin the gerbil by Rich the stitch July 17, 2012

jumped the gerbil 

becoming gay, particularly in reference to an adult who has previously led a straight life

"He jumped the gerbil that night he went to the gay bar with Bruce."

jumped the gerbil by Miles Nelwood May 16, 2006

drown the gerbil 

A form of snowballing where the recipient of the snowball then deposits the output into the rectum of the ejaculator.

The drown the gerbil was successful when fluffy stopped tickling.

drown the gerbil by Capngrumpy January 15, 2006

Feeding the gerbil to the rabbit with a tomahawk 

To masturbate, jerk off, beat ones meat.

I walked in on Mark feeding the gerbil to the rabbit with a tomahawk. Motherfucker.

Feeding the gerbil to the rabbit with a tomahawk by oneequalszero September 5, 2006

taping the gerbil 

v.
1. To study hard; doing homework.

2. Anal sexual stimulation.
a. Applying a tape casing to an actual gerbil to prevent its dissolution (or unsightly claw/bite marks) in the rectum.
b. Any sort of rectal gratification.

"Damn, Gina, it really seems like Richard Gere was up last night taping the gerbil."

taping the gerbil by Carey Lowell August 10, 2006