the chubs

for whatever reason when your penis is semi-erect.

i was makin out with this girl last night when i got the chubs.

by the shit, bitch August 23, 2009

The chubs

When a man ejaculates dust into a person(s) eyes, then urinates on said persons legs while they're temporarily blinded. Retreats back to garage to drink beer and hobbit.

Oh my! My man pulled the chubs on me! Terrible night

by The Great Drunkard November 3, 2020

The chubs

A half boner

"When youre girl cant fully get you up, you get the chubs."

by bertocci June 9, 2009

The Chubs

Short for the physical condition, chubby. When one is slightly overweight, but usually just cute. This condition is more prevalent in one's childhood, but can last an entire lifetime.

Mckenna: "Man, I was the chubs!"

Morgan: "Aw, but you were so adorable!"

by ridonkdonk August 20, 2008

The chubs

The chubs, a family of 4 established in the early 80s, are a quirky bunch with big hearts and -for some of the members- bigger noses. A couple of them are rounder in size then they’d like to be, as the mothership of the group has recently become a master baker, putting shops out of flour, eggs, sugar and butter all over the midlands.

We recently took on an honorary member, Laura who married the youngest of the chubs, mark and low and behold are set to continue the chubs for another generation. Long reign the chubs, with their big noses, slackening waistlines and huge hearts.

The chubs strikes again- Waitrose, Morrison’s, Tesco’s, Sainsbury’s all out of flour two months in a row!

by Clarabella December 17, 2020

The chubs

Friendly, robust and the elders of the clan, rather rounded, The chubs have been bumbling Merrily around-sometimes rather blindly for the leaders are very shortsighted- for more then three decades now.

Though a tad absent minded and Clumsy, theses introverted extroverts are a jolly good bunch, helpful, creative and generally good sports in the grand scheme of things.

A few years back, the youngest of the chubs found himself a wife and so the chubs grew to be a five with an honorary chub. Now, there’s news of another chub on the way, and so the bloodline continues and the chubs are to reign another generation!

Though the Supermarkets nationwide out of flour, the chubs shrugged it off And carried on with her baking Of the 25th of apple crumble of the week.

by Clarabella December 18, 2020

Grub on the Chub

V. -To perform oral sex on a chubby-obese Female.

Greg: Dude... I'm not doing it.
Randy: You gotta Grub on the Chub if you want her to keep calling you back, bro.

by pynchen June 29, 2013