tez

I rare species that develops in certain areas of china, usually found in the anus.

a man was found to have a tez inside of his asshole. His name was Tyler.

by Melodlover73193 October 16, 2018

tez

Tez is the shortened down version of 'terrible,' the usual street slang that teens use.

That guy is always making tez jokes, he's not eve funny

by thisonesforyou May 18, 2011

tez

a good-looking woman

Damn! Check out that tez in the corner!

by Wite Hott August 26, 2003

tez

a reaction when someone asks you to do something and you don't wanna!
Kind of a sarcastic remark.
Started in the NixLaou Wayz!

person1 : son you must go get me a bevvy!
person2 : tezzz nay son can't be doin that, ya know what i'm sayin son?

by meef September 13, 2004

tez

The brother who invented the marriott run.

Tez is envied by the track team cause he does no work

by Anonymous May 18, 2003

Tez

the nickname to a male named Cortez, Dontez, or any other name ending in -tez.

There go my nigga Tez doin his thang.

by HBIC November 15, 2006

Tez

so terrible it is great.

You cannot knowingly make yourself tez.

You/ the item must be branded tez by a third party

It can be a noun, adjective or verb

Noun : What is this piece of tez? or being a massive tezzer

Adjective : A tez hat

Verb: Look at him tezzing down the road

by aw10li September 4, 2013