A male-directed form of entertainment which contains significant themes from traditional soap operas including, but not limited to: unnecessary drama, gossip, trash talk, fights over things no sober person would ever fight over, especially if they include flimsy furniture being demolished
Forms of testopera:
Tailgating
Professional Wrestling
Spartacus (God of the Arena/Blood and Sand)
The Man Show
and, to a lesser degree, NASCAR
Tailgating
Professional Wrestling
Spartacus (God of the Arena/Blood and Sand)
The Man Show
and, to a lesser degree, NASCAR
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When you text someone three or more times in a day even thought they haven't replied to any of your messages. This is usually connected with a textsession.
me:hi!
sup?
why are you ignoring me?
talk to me!!
fine, i hate you.
ur officially on my hate list.
him:chill im sick so my phone was off!!
me:srry, when people don't text back i get a little textsperate.
him:wtf?
me:desperate, but like with texts
him:ur crazy
sup?
why are you ignoring me?
talk to me!!
fine, i hate you.
ur officially on my hate list.
him:chill im sick so my phone was off!!
me:srry, when people don't text back i get a little textsperate.
him:wtf?
me:desperate, but like with texts
him:ur crazy
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Person 1: every one of his FB statuses ends in "...text?"
Person 2: I know. it's so annoying.
Person 1: he's definitely textperate.
Person 2: tru dat.
Person 2: I know. it's so annoying.
Person 1: he's definitely textperate.
Person 2: tru dat.
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Kyle being the smallest member of the team was at the bottom rung of the locker room testocracy.
Kyle being the smallest member of the team was at the bottom rung of the locker room testocracy.
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by Dr__DreadzCTMF December 10, 2020
Get the Testonerony bologna pony mug.During an InterVeiw/video taping of a Homeless Man, After watching what I had filmed & The Questions that I asked, I realized that I was Not Phased to ask the Honest & Truthful, Heart Breaking Questions withOut Hesitation, & I Knew right Then That tolerance Had been ONE sided & That Both side of tolerance need tobe Seen, so I started TESTOLERANCE
I Learned that The Things that the majority of Us,
Should Be Tolerant of, We are NOT
&
The Things that We Should NOT be Tolerant of, We ARE ...
Thus , I set forth on this journey of testing TOLERANCE
They Say, We SHOULD
I say, We Don't,
just Say SHOUNT ...
The 1st. thing I said to the homeless Man after I introduced him & sat down on the CardBoard, Even Though he offered his milk crate, I let him keep it & sat on the ground, well his living room rug , & said, So Patrick, you seem like a Purdy HAPPY GUY, RIGHT What would you say to that & He replied, Oh Yes, I'd say Fair to Partly Cloudy, but Mostly happy,
I'd say Yes...
WOW, It hit me right then ...
I could NOT have Pulled Over Every person driving by on that HighWay, Who was in a Car that was New & or worth more than 50,000 &
I bet after 100 of them, NOT one would say, Yes & Mean It as Much as Patrick did that day ...
I Learned that The Things that the majority of Us,
Should Be Tolerant of, We are NOT
&
The Things that We Should NOT be Tolerant of, We ARE ...
Thus , I set forth on this journey of testing TOLERANCE
They Say, We SHOULD
I say, We Don't,
just Say SHOUNT ...
The 1st. thing I said to the homeless Man after I introduced him & sat down on the CardBoard, Even Though he offered his milk crate, I let him keep it & sat on the ground, well his living room rug , & said, So Patrick, you seem like a Purdy HAPPY GUY, RIGHT What would you say to that & He replied, Oh Yes, I'd say Fair to Partly Cloudy, but Mostly happy,
I'd say Yes...
WOW, It hit me right then ...
I could NOT have Pulled Over Every person driving by on that HighWay, Who was in a Car that was New & or worth more than 50,000 &
I bet after 100 of them, NOT one would say, Yes & Mean It as Much as Patrick did that day ...
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