teebone

Is the penis bone which is then carved out into a golf tee

Dude: hey what kind of tee are you using

Frog: oh this teebone onr
Dude: whats that made of?
Frog: some dead guys dick

by Teeboneryourfrogass123 December 31, 2017

teebone kneebone

A process by which the perpetrator thrusts his cupped fingers behind the victims knee, who is sitting down just beside the perpetrator. Preferably in a Classroom situation. The perpretrator then lifts the under section on the victims knee upwards until the point where a dislocation wudnt be out of the question.

I was streaming through my history paper when Bruno the bastard teebone kneeboned me.

by .zola January 21, 2007

Treboner

The act of having a boner, but your name is Tre.

I have the weirdest Treboner right now...

by Forestspirit February 11, 2012

Teboner

When your penis achieves an erection for no reason.

I was hesitant to get up in front of everybody since I was sporting a Teboner.

by Schnappy pappy January 9, 2012

Teboned

When you bang a chick for an hour, of which 58 minutes is a complete disappointment to her, though mysteriously managing to completely satisfy her in the final 2 minutes.

Antonym - Lebronned.

Sex is only enjoyable for dos minutos when you're being teboned.

by I IZ DA BOSS MAN December 3, 2011

Telebone

The act of participating in phone sex.

I totally teleboned her.

You wanna telebone?

by Cord Montgomery March 31, 2007

Teboner

(pronounced Tee-Boner)
when a Florida Gators fan hears the name Tim Tebow and gets a boner

Steve: Tebow sucks
Tod: Damnit Steve, you gave me a Teboner

by A non mous December 20, 2008