technocality

Some minuscule bu**s**t anomaly in a piece of modern music.

A plagiarism lawsuit against a small garage band was thrown out on a technocality.

by QuacksO January 2, 2026

Technicality Whore

An individual who justifies their sexual impropriety though claiming each act of sexual misconduct was legitimate due to specific circumstances. The technicality whore is thus able to make excuses after each sexual act to avoid guilt. The technicality whore is usually in a relationship, but may also be single and using technicalities to avoid damaging the clean perception they have of themselves.

Technicality whores will often use phrases like:
"It wasn't cheating because..."
"I am not a whore because..."
"It's not sex if..."

Common technicality whore technicalities include:
1. Blow jobs are not sex and therefore not cheating.
2. Sex doesn't count as cheating if you don't love the person you are cheating with.
3. Sex isn't sex if you don't sleep in bed together.
4. Sex isn't sex if all the clothes don't come off.
5. Sex isn't sex if there is no kissing.
...and so on.

Bill Clinton is the world's most famous technicality whore. He claimed he "did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky." He was using the classic blow jobs aren't sex pattern that has been used by technicality whores since time immemorial.

Other examples:
"I just got banged by the basketball team but I am not a whore because there was no kissing."

"I had sex with my ex-boyfriend and my current boyfriend doesn't know. But it's ok because I love them both."

A virgin girl who takes it in the ass only says: "I am still a virgin and am saving myself for the one I love"

by CockityCockCockCock March 8, 2010

Technicality

1: Any detail an individual person cannot remember or does not wish to take into account.
2: A small detail, especially legal or related to rules, that NOBODY remembers or cares about unless they can abuse it for something.

1: That's just a technicality! -anyone on the wrong side of an argument
2: Did you hear they let that mass-murderer off on a technicality?

Heard it!? I'm skipping town because of it!

by WolfsTrinity June 11, 2014

technogility

The ability to make technology work.

His high level of technogility makes him an excellent choice for Chief Technology Officer. Or, my 92 year old mother's low technogility prevents her from making use of a tablet.

by Forehammer June 13, 2016

technicality

used as an expression when one defies anything ordinary.

When playing billiards, Adopto Boy, scratches the ball on the break, so he calls technicality and gets a redo.

by superhero villian August 10, 2009

a boston technicality

when one is on the path to spiritual ascension and they accidentally engage in emotionally or physically intimate act (s) thus impeding their spiritual ascent

babe, it was only a boston technicality

what happens in boston, stays in boston, except for a boston technicality that shit stays with you

I was almost a wizard but then I went travelling and encountered a boston technicality

by bostonbaby222 July 13, 2022

Technicality Asshole (a.k.a., T.A.)

A person who spews esoteric and inane factoids (a la Cliff Claven) during a spirited game of Trivial Pursuit or the like. A behavior exhibited much to the dismay of the rest of the players who all suffer from short attention span.

Erik, you are being a T.A. It is possible that Eli Whitney who invented the cotton gin didn't drink gin.

by Bubba January 8, 2004