sworded

To have a long, sharp object penetrate you to deadly effect. Especially by a pixellated knight on a certain one-armed dragon.

Also see arrowed

"SWORDED!"
"Stupid friggin' knights!"

by KHD September 25, 2003

sworded

Verb - to be impaled by a sword.
Originally coined by StrongBad, character featured on homestarrunner.com, in the game "Trogdor the Burninator"

ex: "Trogdor the Burninator was sworded mightily by a knight in shining armor."

by Misfit September 13, 2003

sworded

done for. Ruined. Wrecked.

"Man, if i don't have those sales figures in by tomorrow, I'm sworded."

by Sparkina1967 December 28, 2005

sworded

Killing something

Trogdor was Sworded by the knight.

by Lizard King March 17, 2003

sworded

Of a lady or a gay guy, having had sex

"I got sworded last night!"

by Sparki October 5, 2003

sworded

To be impaled by a knight deep into the skin.

Oh, this is the worst game I've ever played!

by B-Drac August 2, 2003

sworded

To be impaled, alright! But not necessarily by a knight. Any ol' buck with a huge dong can sword any willing (or unwilling) hole.

That man o' mine sworded me right in the pooper when I least expected it!

by srd August 29, 2003