swipe card

Passing an object through someone's butt crack when they are not looking.

I took that badminton rackett and gave him a swipe card.

by Shawn Maglicic May 22, 2005

Swiped that card

To take something from someone.

“He took her virginity, he swiped that card”

by slayslayslay1915 March 14, 2023

card-swiped

The quintessential “got laid” sexual euphemism where the card is the penis and the credit card terminal (swiper) is the vagina.

Example: My wife got card-swiped by my best friend and now I’m the father of triplets.

by Steve J November 26, 2005

Card Swipe

The act of taking an object (preferably not yours) and swiping it between your asscheeks similar to swiping a credit card. Very efficient for quick, smooth paybacks. There is also a small chance to leave some Afterswipe, depending on how much is caught in your asspubes.

To get back at my ex-girlfriend, I card swiped her phone.

by DoutcheBag April 7, 2011

card-swipe

To card-swipe is to hold something between your butt cheeks when your hands are full in the similar motion of swiping a credit card.

Jon: Here take this DVD, my hands are full.

Taylor: Just card-swipe it.

by Jofin March 2, 2011

Card Swipe

the act of getting a notebook or a rectangular shaped object and swipe between the persons legs hitting there ballsack

like a hotel key or a credit card - Card Swipe

by HarryJewberry October 3, 2011

Colombian Card Swipe

the columbian card swipe: inserting your nose into another persons asshole and snorting a line of cocaine as the brutally beef stew you in the face with your nose in the middle of their asshole

Dude, my nose is really runny after doing a Colombian card swipe yesterday.

by The Ultimate Guy November 8, 2022