superstacker

biggggg poop... one which piles UP as opposed to OUT...

...I'm gonna leave a steaming superstacker on her desk so it will be covered with flies on monday!...

by blancitaloca April 11, 2008

superstockracer

A slow drag racer who talks smack but cant back it up.

Bob: Did you hear what Chris did?
John: No, what?
Bob: He went full SuperStockRacer. He threatened to beat up the entire forum, they set up a place to meet, he never showed.
John: Well, thats no surprise for Chris, actually its very typical.

by YellowbulletFan May 28, 2020

Michael Superbacker

Michael Superbacker is a person who fell for a kickstarter scam (scam in question being the air umbrella) and stayed in the comments of said scam for 7 years, most known for appearing in penguinz0's videos every know and and then, Thanks to Allen Pan (Sufficiently Advanced) the air umbrella has been built, it is unknown if Michael has claimed it or not yet.

Michael always includes superbacker in his online presence, an example being his twitter @MSuperbacker

Some quotes
"Congratulations air umbrella! Dave W. , You where the first backer and I was the last 825th backer! :) Maybe we will both get an extra present/reward? :)" - late 2014
"Where the Fuck is my Money!? Where the Fuck is my Umbrella Mother Fuckers!!!???" - mid 2016
"Hello? I've been literally asking my mailman everyday... IS IT HERE???!!!, IS IT HERE???!!!, he just looks at me with a sad face :( please send my product soon,thank you." - early 2019
"Day 2,582... .... Woke up today in my tent by the river... it was really chilly and cold... only in the low 40s this morning. I found some blueberry patches yesterday along with an apple orchard. I am ready for the new fall season ahead ... The search goes on......." - Late 2021

"Michael is a man of focus, a force of nature so powerful not even the air umbrella can stop him." - Charles white (penguinz0) When talking about Michael Superbacker Jul 25 2021

by YourAverageDisappointment November 26, 2021

St. Cloud Supersoaker

The celebratory act of forcefully pissing into the face of a person who has just brought the pisser to orgasm through fellatio. To acknowledge the humanity of the fellator/fellatrix and to wash away the sins of the flesh, the pisser pours light beer over the head of the fellator/fellatrix while maintaining a steady stream of piss. Following the scripture of John 3:5, when this act is performed by two congregants of the St. Cloud Diocese, it is regarded as an acceptable substitute for Holy Communion.

"Man, Chipotle Girl just gave me the best blowie back by the dumpster. It was so good, I gave her the St. Cloud Supersoaker. She can definitely skip church on Sunday."

by Father John Kaczmarek May 8, 2021

Supersoaker 3000 Gorilla Grip Coochie

Wet ass cooch

Damn she got that supersoaker 3000 gorilla grip coochie

by Superduperunicornbear September 8, 2020

supersoaker

n.-A female that ,when brought to climax, ejaculates a large amount of vaginal fluid leaving the bed and/or partner soaked.

She came so hard, she turned out to be a supersoaker. The bed had a puddle in it!

by S.m.G. November 20, 2007

pumping the supersoaker

to masturbate with your index finger and thumb in an upward and downward motion similiar to pumping a supersoaker water gun

"hey man what are you going to do today." "dude I don't know I think I'm going to go into pumping the supersoaker."

by vince e. January 31, 2009