strapman

a lesbian

That chick is dressed like a strapman.

Those to strapmen are going to go home and eat each other out.

by Que Passa Meng August 18, 2011

Strawman

The strawman or straw man, seems to be the only logical fallacy that most midwits online have ever heard of (except for maybe ad hominem). It does matter how irrelevant it is to the conversation, if the midwit is losing the argument they'll accuse you of using a "strawman". Most of them don't really know the definition. Also known as an "Aunt Sally" in the UK, or a "straw person" if you're woke.

You don't agree with me, so that is a strawman argument.

by RayBidd March 29, 2022

Strawman

A purposeful attempt to distort the opponent's argument to make it easier to attack.

Person A: I think driving under the influence of alcohol is bad.

Person 2: Oh so we should ban alcohol?

Person 1: Well that's a strawman and a half......

by UltimateDoge September 3, 2021

Strawman Of Unusual Size

A strawman argument so ridiculous, it's inconceivable.

Acronym: S.O.U.S.

“Why don’t Republicans want kids to know how to not be racist?”

"A Strawman Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist"

by FTJM October 20, 2022

Strawmanning

A type of trolling where the Troller attempts to pwn someone by claiming something they said means something totally different to what that actually meant.

Innocent Person: "I think it is important that school children wear school uniforms".

Strawmanning Person: "Hitler believed in people wearing uniforms, are you trying to make all children Nazis?"

Innocent Person: No, that is not at all what I meant!

Strawmanning Person: Ha! I pwned you!

by Netal Beattie November 16, 2011

Stramango

A mix between strawberries and mangos

"Did you ever try that weird fruit, stramango?"

by Leeeesey March 10, 2009

Scrapman

A Scrapman is that dishwasher at every restaurant, who reguardless of what the food coming back looks like, or how much of it is eaten, will set aside his inhibition and eat scraps off the plate.

"Hope you don't mind the dishes piling up, Scrapman's back there eating the scraps of a Gondola."

by Real Swag Sir January 1, 2012