stoole

stoole: a person who wants to have sex every second of the day

Husband: want to have sex?
Wife: your such a stoole.

by lalalalalalalalalalaland February 23, 2011

stool

1. A tall piece of furniture on which to sit. 2. A small piece of furniture on which to step on. 3. Defecant matter in which to step in.

He stepped onto a stool to sit on his stool but slipped off and fell in some stool.

by razman March 21, 2004

Stooling

The act of thinking while taking a dump.

I have some of my best ideas while stooling..

by StudyBuddies November 22, 2011

stool

Defication from the anus of a person or creature.

After the big party last night, I noticed that my cat left a rather large stool in his litter box.

by xaltien August 11, 2003

Stool

A piece a furnature that will beat the shit out of your face

Snuggs threw the stool and he is now referred to as scarface.

by StoolHater38 December 17, 2016

stool

A term for someone who is not only a tool, but also a piece of shit. Hence the word 'stool' is used to describe them, transforming the word tool into a similar word describing fecal matter. Also, since a stool is also a tool for people to sit on, being viewed as implement of this nature would generally be seen as undesirable.

Guy 1: That dude is a total stool!
Guy 2: Yeah he's a tool and a turd!

by whitehairedman December 11, 2009

Stool

n. variant on the term "tool". typically suburban, middle-aged and professionally employed type of tool.

Visibly discernible through their clever juxtaposition of graying pony-tail (or neatly trimmed "too cool to shave today" growth) with "ironic" business wear such Brooks Brothers paired with sandals.

Sub-species found to nest in architectural firms, certain academic climates.

The architect I hired to help me renovate my kitchen arrived on a Vespa, and talked down to me the whole time. What a stool.

by BNrk July 16, 2010