squaddy

Someone is squaddy if they always go places with a group or gang.

"Nah man, I roll squaddy"

by Neolorgasms May 29, 2016

squaddy

Squaddy - scottish for a member of a group of Neds

' Awright pal, hard weekend got a golden shower from a squaddy '

by Weeandy July 20, 2016

Squaddy matress

A squaddy matress is a girl who's slept with more than 5 members of our lovely armed forces. General slag, scally and chav.

"That Laura is a right squaddy matress she's shagged 17 of them!"

by ali December 8, 2004

squaddy peak

when someone swings you in valorant and they automatically crouch

oh my god he fucking squaddy peaked me

by Cherry boi January 4, 2023

Squaddy mattress

A Lady, Woman or Girl that thinks it's a turn on to fuck all of the british army whilst on a night out. The Squaddy Mattress earn their keep by getting free drinks from the from the unsuspecting soldier in return for back ally action.

"Lets get out of here this place is full of Squaddy Mattress's"

by Theblackbridge February 1, 2010

Squaddy mattress

A squaddy mattress is a girl who's slept with more than 5 members of our lovely armed forces. General slag, scally and chav.

"That Laura is a right squaddy mattress she's shagged 17 of them!"

by ali November 30, 2004

squaddouche

One who leaves the best truck company on the job to go to a glorified engine company.

On 10/10/15, Jummy becomes a squaddouche.

by RC124 November 23, 2015