splocker

Another name for a fart

My sister just splockered and cleared a room

by Splocker May 6, 2021

Spocker

So named for its resemblance to a traditional Vulcan greeting and the Starfleet officer who made it famous, the Spocker is a variation of the fingering technique most commonly referred to as “The Shocker.” As with its 3-fingered counterpart, the Spocker necessitates the insertion of the index and middle fingers into a woman’s vaginal opening. It is here, however, where the similarities end. Whereas the shocker would call for the insertion into the anus of the pinky finger only, the Spocker requires the interjection of both the pinky and ring fingers. It is the resulting “V” shaped finger spread that contributes so heavily to the technique’s moniker.

To boldly go where no man had gone before I gave her the Spocker.

by Bootface July 14, 2006

spocker

Similar to the shocker; Inserting 2 fingers into the vaginal opening and 2 into the anus at the same time. Used when previous method (shocker) does not produce desired results.

"If the shocker don't rock her, spocker!"

by Schneidy-Pie March 27, 2005

The Spocker

Inserting one's index and middle fingers into a woman's vagina and the ring and pinky fingers in her anus. Similar to the shocker(two in the pink one in the stink).
Two for the live long, two for the prosper

After beating the nerd for his Star Trek costume, I was prepared to slip my prespective hoe the spocker.

Yo Mendon, you wrecked that skank with the spocker!

by Michael Scott February 16, 2006

splockets

a term coined by bungie to describe halo 3 game sparten lasers and rockets

Dude veto I hate splockets.

by neeeeeerd July 20, 2009

spocker shocker

Two in the gooh and two in the pooh.

You could see that girl was just asking for the Spocker Shocker.

by AmyRez January 16, 2007

spocker

Inserting two fingers in the vagina, and two fingers in the asshole of a girl. Your hand is in the shape of the "live long and prosper" sign that Mr. Spock gives.

by Anonymous January 26, 2003