A Gentleman's Splash is the chivalrous act of speedily cleansing one's genitals immediately prior to fellatio or cunnilingus, out of consideration of one's partner.
Joe was conscious of smeg build up so decided to conduct a speedy Gentleman's Splash prior to Kelly fellating his glorious penis.
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Splash... there goes another asinine suggestion into the worded abyss with the help of Neptune's Splash Button!
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Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Agua Splash Is An Escape Artist's Dogma<.7.9.7.6.> mug.When Bradley went down to the creek to smoke some weed, Cindy and her friends followed him. He came back all shaky with a big splash spot on his shirt, so I pointed at it and said, "Ooh, Bradley got splashed!" He turned bright red and we girls all had a good laugh. Poor boy! He was so embarrassed! It must have been quite a thrill, though.
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Also refers to the loading page of a program or OS.
Also refers to the loading page of a program or OS.
The link opened up to the splash screen of a pornographic web site. The page was covered in pictures of naked women to grab the viewers' attention, and contained a single enter link.
As the program was loading, the company's logo appeared above the loading bar.
As the program was loading, the company's logo appeared above the loading bar.
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