spanking the monkey

waxing the carrot, choking the bishop, jacking the beanstock, yankee-ing the doodle,peting the one eyed wonder weasel, waxing the wood, caulking the cracks, jacking off, wanking.

"Oh dear jebus, jimmy is spanking the monkey in class!!!"

by bhrome April 6, 2004

spanking the monkey

Taking things in to your own hand or a hand trusted by you.

I woke up last night and found my monkey standing up. I spanked him and he went back to sleep.

by David October 27, 2003

spanking the monkey

masturbating

"I wanna spank the monkey"

by C-dawgg January 19, 2003

spanking the monkey

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Don't disturb him he's in his bedroom spanking the monkey.

by Not Bob at all March 10, 2018

spanking the monkey

taking herman to the circus

Due to her refusal, he took herman to the circus many times that night

by doc voodoo January 19, 2003

spanking the monkey

like the hottest thing in the world. seriously. (aka masturbating)

Lizzy and nona and kelly looove spanking the monkey. but not as much as Kari! hahaha

by secksiLNKK February 15, 2006

Spanking the Monkey

For a male, to expose and manually massage one's aroused phallic appendage, often publicly

Pee Wee Herman was arrested by the police for spanking the monkey in the porno theater.

by Ken Seabury August 11, 2018