spames

spencer+james
the gayest ship in existence. well 2nd to shlake.

“whats spames?” I asked
“ITS ME + MY BESTIE!” says james
“I thought you liked your brother,” spencer says.

by mysocialstudiesteachergotdrip November 15, 2021

Siamese Suck Off

When two women who braid their hair together as to conjoin them at the head to give a blow job to two men simultaneously. Then two men skull fuck them. First one to finish wins.

My brother and I got a Siamese Suck Off from Maggie and her mom.....and her mom won.

by Cant Stand Ya 5566 June 22, 2012

Jack of spades

A white boy that is used and well experienced in all and every sexual activities with black men.. Addicted to the black men's cock and swallowing their cum

Look at that Jack of spades. He's about to get what he wants from those black bulls

by Jme's Cck November 14, 2020

Siamese Fighting Fish

A type of fish that originates from rice paddies in south eastern Asia. They are very territorial and are often treated cruelly by being forced to live in tiny containers at pet shops all over the world. They are a very popular pet due to the low maintenance of taking care of them. They are also known as Betta fish because of there ability to breathe air through a organ called the labyrinth. Help these great fish by going onto ForceChange's website and looking up Siamese Fighting Fish. If you read that article and sign the petition you will make a difference in this small animals life.

Guy 1: Did you see the containers pet shops put Siamese Fighting Fish into
Guy 2: Yeah I know its so cruel

by Toby.H May 7, 2017

Siamese twins

Two men who share the same month they both last had sex.

Josh: When have you last had sex
Paul: August bro
Josh: Guess what bro
Paul: What
Josh: August was the last month I had sex!
Paul: ayyeee let’s go
Josh: There should be some sort of name for this type of thing
Paul: Yea totally we should call it being siamese twins on dead dogs

by WeWereHighWhenWeCameUpWithThat April 9, 2023

bikinis and spacesuits

The little extra metaphorical zing your project needs to show you're earning your paycheck.

"You know what this presentation to the boss needs? A little more bikinis and spacesuits."

by JormanThoad April 19, 2017

spamus

Samus Aran, the main character of the Metroid series. The term was coined by vipers_rage when talking about a missile spamming Samus in Super Smash Brothers Melee.

As the Samus player spams missiles:
"FUCKING SHIT! SPAMUS IS IMBA."

by Icelement January 13, 2008