sorking

Pretending to be productive while actually screwing around on you computer during work hours.

When I walked by my secretary's desk she looked so hard at work, but then I caught my her sorking again when I walked up behind her and saw that she was playing on the internet instead of working on my letter that needed to go out.

by Conner Osborne May 15, 2005

Snorking

Synonym for kissing / making out

"Amy and I may have been in there... Snorking"

by Smooshingbooties November 1, 2017

One-Socking

Akin to the feeling of leaving the house wearing only one sock

1) When you only accomplish half of your intended purpose and are left in an embarrassing situation
2) When you finish a job poorly

I definitely one-socked (past tense) that essay, I hope it goes well.

I've really been one-socking it at the nuclear weapon factory. Hopefully my habit of one-socking doesn't bring about a premature end of the world.

by therealjacobi October 5, 2019

soaking wet pussy

This is the result of a cat bath or rain.

Muffy was out in the rain and became a soaking wet pussy!

by I, Wreckerrr November 9, 2020

Soaking Tent

When a guy cums before he even removes any clothing, thus rendering him with a "soaking tent"

Ben: I'm so content

Jayne: Don't get too content

(30 seconds later)

Ben: Can you excuse me, I need to use the bathroom. It appears that I have pitched a soaking tent

by gonzo89cb September 19, 2009

Soaking

Some mormon teens have convinced themselves that putting a penis in a vagina and then not moving is not sex. that’s called soaking. Now the jumpman is the person who will jump in the bed next to you soaking to get some friction going without you technically moving.

Jake wanted me to the jumpman for his soaking tonight… That’s 5 nights in a row .

by papi.daddy September 26, 2021

Sorkineling

The recreational activity characterized by watching episodes of a critically acclaimed series by Aaron Sorkin intermittently between periods of underwater snorkeling.

"Hey, I've had the best day of Sorkineling in Hawaii!"
"Oh, nice! Was it a good episode of the West Wing? Did you see any sea turtles?"

by Le Sib August 26, 2013