smishing

The usually involuntary act of clenching the anus while in the middle of passing a bowel moving. This generally leads to a messy situation.

I've been smishing a lot late, it's a good thing I bought stock in Charmin!

by snugw0w April 16, 2009

smish

to compress, compact, or squeeze together.

why don't you just smish your ish?

by ErickArizona January 18, 2010

smish

to organize or simplify.

Dude, you need to smish your stuff because it's getting a little out of hand.

by InTheYear2000 January 18, 2010

smish

A very sweet hug that makes you and the other person feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Tighter than a regular hug, but gentler than a bear hug.

I was feeling really sad until he came up and gave me a smish. Now I'm all happy and smiley and asldjfhlsdjkh. :)

by iCheezItz November 22, 2010

Smished

Meaning a delirious state of intoxicated happiness. A euphoric version of "smashed". Popularised in the French Alps, and holds great connections with Après-ski (the act of getting "smished" after a hard day's skiing).

Best pronounced using an Australian accent.

Let's smish things up
I was beyond smished last night
I'm smished, and you're beautiful

by Canada-Fougere February 27, 2011

smish

(verb) To squeeze or squish many things into one.

Let's make things simple and smish it all together.

by TheBigSmish January 15, 2010

smish

To organize for easy viewing. To put a bunch of things in one place for faster access.

smished; past. smishing.

I just smished everything because it's faster.

by inTheYear2000 January 18, 2010