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slurp it

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The ultimate insult!!! "It" refers to a generic term and need not be an inapprop reference. The purpose of this phrase is to stun a freech so completely helpless that all they can do in response is proceed to run home crying. I mean, come on, how else are you supposed to respond to such an incredible insult?
Dude, I'm sick and tired of you. Just go slurp it!
by jay joshi August 1, 2008
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Slurpity Suprise

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Sexual act of receiving a blow job/ or hand job and right as your about to cum, your partner catches your cum in their hand and bitch slaps you right across your face as a surprise ending!
I gave my boyfriend a Slurpity Suprise last night and he loved it!!
by Kozmikella June 26, 2022
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Slurpitraitor

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An invader performing oral acts on a man
Verb: to slurpitrate
Jamison snuck into Marcus’ house and performed oral acts on him whilst he was asleep. Marcus woke up to the slurpitraitor. Once finished Marcus escorted him out of his house leaving his door and windows unlocked in case of future slurpitration.
by Ann Anon June 4, 2023
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