slurp it

The ultimate insult!!! "It" refers to a generic term and need not be an inapprop reference. The purpose of this phrase is to stun a freech so completely helpless that all they can do in response is proceed to run home crying. I mean, come on, how else are you supposed to respond to such an incredible insult?

Dude, I'm sick and tired of you. Just go slurp it!

slurp it by jay joshi August 1, 2008

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slurp that dick till it cum

lyric from the hit song vagina

ashley can slurp that dick till it cum

slurp that dick till it cum by catlover42069 May 11, 2022

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Slurpity Suprise

Sexual act of receiving a blow job/ or hand job and right as your about to cum, your partner catches your cum in their hand and bitch slaps you right across your face as a surprise ending!

I gave my boyfriend a Slurpity Suprise last night and he loved it!!

Slurpity Suprise by Kozmikella June 26, 2022

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Slurpitraitor

An invader performing oral acts on a man
Verb: to slurpitrate

Jamison snuck into Marcus’ house and performed oral acts on him whilst he was asleep. Marcus woke up to the slurpitraitor. Once finished Marcus escorted him out of his house leaving his door and windows unlocked in case of future slurpitration.

Slurpitraitor by Ann Anon June 4, 2023

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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