Slausage

The remnants of leftover ejaculate after masterbaiting

SLAUSAGE!!

by Dan and shan the man December 8, 2016

Slausage

A Penis that is too large for intercourse that it slaughters pussy or whatever orfice it enters.

She loved my daddy dick so I told her "I'd feed her some of my Slausage"

by Mandongo September 18, 2018

slausage

Sloppy Member, often found in the messy pants of Joe Tombsteak.

Look at that ruined slausage

by Chris Roche October 28, 2004

cheeky little sausage

Smart-ass or a person who is irritating because they behave as if they know everything.

- Pr0V1nc3

Well aren't you just a cheeky little sausage.

by Pr0V1nc3 February 18, 2018

sausage pistol

A man's penis.

This chick won't stop grabbing my sausage pistol.

by beef cannon bill April 24, 2011

Gettysburg Sausage

A foot-long top-cut hot dog roll filled snugly with a breaded and deep-fried type 3 or 4 on the Bristol Stool Scale.

Davenport: Did you see the yokel farmhands eating Gettysburg Sausages for lunch?

Battlefield Tourist: Yeah, I hope they choked on them! They were too lazy to help me after they saw my family and I being robbed by street gang members in Gettysburg.

by Davenport B Fry April 17, 2014

Sausage Stuffing

Tits that look like sausages

Long sausage shaped knockers

Tired of their fight with gravity

She has sausage knockers. Sausage stuffing you mean 😋

by Working Class Hero December 17, 2020