Skookie

A cookie baked in a cast iron skilet

Come over to my house for a chocolate chip skookie.

by Aunt Myma Pancake November 4, 2015

Skookie

Adjective: Skookie can be used to describe anything that is generally shitty.
Noun: A skooke is a person, place, or thing that is fucking lame.

Verb: Skookin can be used to describe someone who is trippin, lying, or being a fucking idiot.
Background information:
Derived from a word that describes people from the shithole that is Skokie, Illinois.

Bruh, I seent them skookie ass shoes in the payless last week. But only thru the window cause I definitely ain't never stepped footed in no skookie ass payless.

I saw a skooke walkin down the road with a skookie ass pair of J's.

Don't come to my crib if you gonna be skookin the whole time.

by Lezned Yelnats March 3, 2017

Skookie

Skullfire + Cookie = Retardedness, wait... no skookie

Skookie is afraid of chipmunks

by Father Goat March 2, 2004

Skookie

The young offspring of a very rare, native New Zealand bird, commonly referred to as a "skooken",. Skookens are very elegant, pretty birds with large white tail feathers. Skookens are capable of flight, but generally do not fly as much as other birds due to the weight of their tail feathers, which prevents them from remaining airborn for long periods of time. Skookens are nonetheless very happy birds, however, and are revered and admired by tourists from around the world who are lucky enough to catch a glimpse of them in their remote habitat. Skookens prefer to eat worms and small fish, as they live near the ocean. They spend their time playing in the water, laying out in the sun, playing with one another, and eating.
Skookens are a protected species of bird and cannot be hunted or trapped.

Somewhat similar to an albatross, but prettier and smarter.

by MAE November 1, 2004

skookie

1.) One who inflicts injury upon oneself.
2.) An act of retardation.

1.) He just skooked and lost all his digits.
2.) You pulled a skook

by Skookie May 24, 2005

skookie

A drink mix;

Skeet + Dookie = Skookie

Also used as a salad dressing, to make skook salad

"I'd like a tall glass of Skookie, extra pulp!"

by Covin January 15, 2008

AWWW SOOKIE, SOOKIE NOW!

AWWW SOOKIE, SOOKIE NOW! Is a linguistically versatile expression that can express: sexual excitement; great joy, a warning; or the anticipation of eating a great meal.

This expression can be notably heard in the vintage R&B classics Groove Me by King Floyd (1971) and One Monkey Don’t Stop No Show by The Honey Comb (1971) — which may have been when the expression entered popular culture.

The ironically named character for the book and HBO series True Blood “Sookie Stackhouse” is the actual embodiment of this expression since every aspect of the definition applies to her pulchritudinous body.

1) AWWW SOOKIE, SOOKIE NOW! Did you see those two new strippers tonight
2) AWWW SOOKIE, SOOKIE NOW! You made me a whole plate the Atlanta Lemon Pepper Wet Wings
3) AWWW SOOKIE, SOOKIE NOW! They just jumped your homeboy!!!! Let’s go and get ‘em!
4) Whose potato salad is this; is it mama’s? AWWWW SOOKIE, SOOKIE NOW!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 18, 2022