showerbug

when someone thinks ur being nice to them but it really means that they think ur a bug who gets stepped on in the shower

My little showerbug with broad shoulders 😍😍😍

by amgirl April 25, 2023

showerdue

When someone is due for a shower.

If that smell is me I'm showerdue.

by jpg3 November 16, 2011

Showerbate

The Act of furious Masturbating during a shower

Damn Showerbating isnt funny anymore

by Wilitus July 29, 2005

Showergument

When you are in the shower and you have an imaginary argument in which you are owning the other person with witty comebacks and soul destroying insults.

"I wish my real arguments went as well as my showerguments".

by billgatesog March 7, 2014

showerboat

A combination of a female receiving a golden shower from one person (male) while a second person (male) is motorboating her.

Also known as a Montreal shower boat

Unfortunately, Grace was not up for some showerboating last night.

by J VanderSnoogen September 2, 2011

showerbation

The act of masterbation in the shower or bath.

Chris was showerbating, so it took him forever to get ready.

by Shmoblar August 26, 2005

showerburn

The painful sensation that one receives while showering after getting a sunburn.

Tina got a nasty showerburn yesterday because she laid out for too long on the beach-- when she got in the shower and felt the water on her body, it hurt like nothing else in this world.

by jacattack2811 August 10, 2010