shlaverage

A shlaverage is a penis of average/normal length, not too big not too small. The length of it can be measured between 4 and 7 inches but this can vary depending on your culture. Usually used when the correct length is not known but the word can roughly describe the length.

How big are you? I'm shlaverage.

by ShlongingSam August 14, 2015

slaverate

when someone wants their girlfriend/ boyfriend to be a slave for him during sex

last night when we had sex she wanted to slaverate me, and she did!

by greasybear January 10, 2011

smaverage

Used to describe something that is below average.

"That last stripper was pretty smaverage"

by Mr Happy AP June 12, 2007

schlaverage

having an average sized penis, according to chacha its about 5 inches

Guy: how was the sex we just had?

Girl: about average considering your schlaverage

by k-rizzle32 January 21, 2010

Scalverage

Scalverage is a word that can describe all emotions at once.

I was talking to my friend Billy Bob at the time when i was feeling a bit scalverage while i was noticing that his beard was a tad bit longer than usual; I was feeling scalverage.

by Captain! December 21, 2008

sheverage

A shower beverage!

When you want to have a shower but also want to crack open a cold one at the same time.

-LB

P1: Oh man I had a long day at work I need a sheverage!
P2: A what?

P1: Shower beverage!

by Ace-LB January 28, 2021

Schmaverage

Not quite a schlong, but not schmall either. Not to be confused with Schmedium

Schmakin my schmaverage schmeat

by Making Campbells Chunky atm March 10, 2023