Shimmi

Uncircumcised, little wiener, often smaller than 2 inches hard

Did you see that mans shimmi, he's got a chode!

by AydanBurgeeeee September 21, 2016

Shimmi

Shimmi Updatree

That’s Shimmi,

Shimmi Updstree.
... avocado saamiiich!

by Shimmi Updatree September 20, 2018

Shimmi Kimmi

A Kimmi that shimmies!!!!!!!!!!

Keep shimmiing shimmi Kimmi!

by shimmikimmi'sgodtwin!!!!!! November 23, 2019

shimaidon Futago

shimaidon is genre in which someone is able to get their way with two sisters. Futago means literally twins, Shimadidon futago it's Shimaidon with exclusive twins

Step-sister is bland, the real thing is shimaidon Futago. Two piece of meat from the cow

by Goliathz February 10, 2021

Shamming

Shamming (Military): "To intentionally avoid work, being at work, exercise, etc..."

1: "Hey Bob, I know you aren't really doing that paperwork you're just shamming to avoid working outside."

2: "Bob is a fuckin' shammer."

by phosphoresence May 19, 2009

Shimize

Shim-ize

verb - Shimized, Shimizing

To fix, resolve, repair or mend a situation in a miraculous way

Thanks man, you shimized the fuck out of my car, it runs like a dream now, I thought I was going to have to scrap it.

Do you think you can shimize my computer for me, I dropped it yesterday and now it doesn't even switch on

by g.shim August 5, 2011

Shimmage

To Edit/Photoshop/Airbrush a photo

Zoe: "Hey, did you see that photo I tagged of you from last night?"
Rebecca: "Yeah, it sucked"
Zoe: "What, didn't you like it?"
Rebecca: "No, I had to shimmage that bad boy"

by LaRocque August 4, 2010