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When you wake up on time, but then you have sex with your partner which makes you late for work.
Boss: why are you so late?

Employee: oh , sorry boss I sexed in this mourning.

Boss: Nice. Nice.
sexed in by k. jordan January 3, 2008

I seed in your V 

Girl: "I need to take my birth control pill."
Boy: "Why? Cause I seed in your V?"
I seed in your V by SueDohNiim July 23, 2017

Popped a seed in ye

When a male is trying to impress or show off to his baby-momma how manly he is, mostly in a slimy or inappropriate way.
Remember when we used to bang? I popped a seed in ye. That’s what makes me a Man. 💪
Popped a seed in ye by dustbin August 26, 2023

Boned in the seed 

Getting ultimately fucked over in the seeding of a sports tournament
Man, we got boned in the seed because of last weeks game!
Boned in the seed by coachrob69 February 18, 2019

In the seed cone 

To be in a really bad position with little chance of recovery.
Dude, after that frozen tamale, I am DEFINITELY in the seed cone!
In the seed cone by BadPepper February 3, 2009

reed in a seed 

Giant peice of poo.never been more disgusted in my life to look a someone.he is so fat it takes him a year to spin 360 degrees his flab’s are bigger than him. As we’re talking he is eating honey but Cheerios and drinking Red Bull he is so incredibly fat
Invite from reed in a seed
reed in a seed by Professor not November 17, 2018