Skip to main content

sergeant sergeant

1. One of those fellas just loves the shit out of the military so much so, they just HAVE to have a military last name, in hopes of when said rank is obtained, they would just love to hear their name twice.

2. A person that just stares at themselves in the mirror with a handgun and practices dumb ass shit they would say in a high duress situation.

3. A total and complete shithead that is always wearing military gear and owns thousands of guns, yet when asked about military experience and all the battles they were in, it turns out they were a cook...
Any day now the shit will hit the fan and sergeant sergeant will be the one to save all your sorry asses!
by xXGEARXx November 19, 2019
mugGet the sergeant sergeant mug.

Sergeant Hartman

The badass gunnery sergeant from stanley kubrick's full metal jacket. He enjoys humiliating his privates and eventually gets shot by Private Pyle. He's played by R. Lee Ermey.
If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training... you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war. But until that day you are pukes! You're the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human-fucking-beings! You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn: I am hard, but I am fair! There is no racial bigotry here! I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops, or greasers; here you are all equally worthless! And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps! Do you maggots understand that? --Sergeant Hartman's speech to recrues
by Agamennone December 27, 2011
mugGet the Sergeant Hartman mug.

Sergeant Johnson

The token black dude in the Halo series. He knows what the ladies like.
Sergeant Johnson: "Men, we've led those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep them from getting their FILTHY claws on Earth, but we stumbled onto somethin' they're so hot for, that they're scramblin' over each other to get it. Well, I don't care if it's God's own anti-son-of-a-bitch machine, or a giant hula hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it! What we WILL let 'em have is a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in!

...AM I RIGHT, MARINES!?"

Marines: "SIR YES SIR!"

--From Halo CE--

"When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmancy tanks. We had sticks! TWO sticks and a rock for a whole platoon... and we had to share the rock!"

--From Halo 2--
by e4c5 September 18, 2011
mugGet the Sergeant Johnson mug.

slap the sergeant

I'm going to think about you while I slap the sergeant tonight.
by Anal Speeds October 25, 2013
mugGet the slap the sergeant mug.

Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster

Someone who is unbelievably manly; an incredibly manly man.
"Dude, Ian just had sex with my mom while beating up your childhood hero!"

"Man, that guy is a fucking Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster!"
by The Breakaway October 14, 2009
mugGet the Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster mug.

Sergeant Slapnuts

A person who open-handedly slaps your ballsack when you are not looking.
Sergeant Slapnuts nailed Dweazy square in his ballbag causing him to writhe in pain.
by Phartman March 18, 2011
mugGet the Sergeant Slapnuts mug.

sergeant stripes

(noun) An archaic term for skid marks.
I was afraid to take my underwear off last night in front of my girl because of my sergeant stripes.
by bigmoney August 28, 2004
mugGet the sergeant stripes mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email