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sclock

basically you can subsitute sclock for any word, but mainly means gay
what the sclock are you doing!
wow max is so sclock
sclock me tonight
by xxsclockxx@aim.com October 12, 2006
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Slock

To kill a critter, especially with a primitive weapon such as a blowgun or archery equipment, but can also be used to describe critters hunted with a gun. The term was originally coined by the slockmaster himself, Tim Wells.
There was a possum under the back porch, and we proceeded to slock him with the blowgun.
by slockinshack March 1, 2019
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Captain Slock

It's in reference to Caps Lock. Cap. Slock, or Captain Slock. Some say he's a pirate but that has yet to be proven.
DO YOU DOUBT ME AND THE POWER OF CAPTAIN SLOCK?!?
by Lawlieter December 11, 2009
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Slocket

A slot and socket combined.
Go put the phone into the slocket.
by Xythin November 27, 2009
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Pad Schlock

A sexual act involving two people, with at least one of them being female. One end of a double dong dildo is inserted into the females cooch and the other end is put up her b-hole. The newly created dildo loop - reminiscent of a pad lock - is then used to asphyxiate the other partner while they proceeds to jerkin. For maximum pleasure, the individual being asphyxiated should strive to lose consciousness while reaching climax
I asked that bitch to pad schlock me, but she said no; I had to hang myself from her shower with my belt and beat off with her conditioner just to finish.

Recent studies from Cornell have shown a strong correlation between male autoerotic-asphyxiation death and their partners neglecting to pad schlock them
by Metolius twonjohnson August 7, 2014
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slock

(prison slang, combination of sock/lock) 1. n. A common prison weapon consisting often of one or more padlocks or combination locks placed in a sock, which is then used like a club to beat someone.
2. v.t./v.i. To beat (someone) in this manner.
Bubba took that slock of his and gave Pee Wee a beatdown.
by LtCmdrData August 27, 2006
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splockets

a term coined by bungie to describe halo 3 game sparten lasers and rockets
Dude veto I hate splockets.
by neeeeeerd July 20, 2009
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