Schmut

The north wing emergency exit door in Territorial Hall at the University of Minnesota Twin Cities

Can you come to schmut

schmut me

by kyliejenner1234 March 28, 2022

Schmut

A low-class woman who frequently and uncontrollably has sex with whomever she encounters.

Amber just left the bar with some random guy , just like the other night. What a schmut!

by Rmock1 April 17, 2017

schmut

an absolute mad dude! coolest guy ever.

Hey look at ross, what a schmut!

by Andrea2 January 14, 2008

schmut

to aquire an electronic virus downloads or other detramental problems in common electronics. Found most commonly in computers

Hey you two dont put any schmut on my computer!

by Russel Moore July 30, 2008

David Schmitt

David Schmitt is the lead vocalist of Breathe Carolina. He's probably the sexiest thing to even walk the planet. His voice, hair, eyes, everything about David is god. Not to mention he's extremely funny and irresistible. David can kill you with his hot amazing powers.

Girl1: Daviesaur I choose you!

*David Schmitt emerges from Pokeball*
Girl2: "oh no!"
Girl1: Daviesaur use sexiness!

* opponent is defeated*

by Grrowel145 February 19, 2013

Schmuckers Slap

When one recruits a dog and a human to have a sexual escapade with them.

Process:
1. Acquire some Smuckers Jelly (Concord Grape is preferable)
2. Paste it all over your hand
3. Rear the hand back all the way in order for the Slap to be most effective
4. Slap it on the ass real good and rub it in
5. Leave the Jelly on for 10 seconds before having your dog lick it up
6. Enjoy.

Man I want to get a schmuckers slap right now.
I just got schmucked.
We are schmucking right now.

by AnonymousPseudonym10 October 8, 2018

schmuckbag

A person so unbecoming that it makes a douchebag look good. A human that would be more productive as a tackling dummy for Ndamukong Suh.

There is no chance in hell that I will have dinner with that schmuckbag.

by Seddy Mazel April 11, 2016