schlop

the act of getting your dick wet, either by receiving head or by getting some pussy

That bitch maddie with the nice tits gave me some grade A schlop last weekend.

by Guess Who Dork :) November 10, 2017

schlop

When one makes a puddle of spit in a cupped hand and proceeds to forcefully cup the balls into the pool of spit so hard that the spit splashes everywhere.

Timmy got schlopped by Billy

by Schlopper May 28, 2021

schlop

The art of rubbing two penises onto each other so they go into each others foreskin. Named because it makes a 'schloping' sound.
Can also masturschlop but if you have long fingernails your foreskin might tear.

He schlopped so hard his foreskin ripped.

by vinhuh September 16, 2014

Schlopped

To be extremely intoxicated on an intoxicant. (Such as the mixture of alcohol and marijuana together.)

" Yo man I was so schlopped last night I could barely walk."

by googoobear October 12, 2008

Schlop

When a person is about to get some spicy head from a girl

My nigga jasen this bitch is gonna schlop

by Chris the puss crusher March 7, 2017

Schlop

Sound kitty makes when it drinks water. Doggos can make it too.

Kitty see water, kitty do schlop sclhop, water gone.

by KittyPotatoCat June 30, 2019

Schlop

The sound which is made when a very wet substance hits a durable surface at force. This sound would be most commonly heard when an extremely wet turd departs from your anus and hits the surface of the water at speed.

Bill: "I had an extremely wet turd this morning"
Henry: "Did it make a Schlop?"
Bill: "Yes, my arse is still moist"

by Nerd. December 31, 2007