rufflez

its a bag of chips but its filled with ROFLZ instead of ringolos or party mix

21:32:45 <queer_second_rank> and then the guy just died
21:32:51 <queer_in_chief> RUFFLEZ

by allpr0h_ October 25, 2007

rufflegged

To be stupid or a retard. An immediate person with no sense of direction or doesn't care at all about anything.

Bro, your Rufflegged and you stink. Brooooooo!!!

by Peyton/Kobe/Ryley/and Jerel March 31, 2015

Cunt Ruffle

A short, ruffled skirt, covering little more than the female genetalia, resembling the dust ruffle around a bed.

"Could you believe Kelly was riding her bike in a cunt ruffle?"

"Yeah, that hooch should really put on some underwear."

by Sibamos June 11, 2006

Rufflepuff

A space cadet beyond belief. Knows only random information but nothing important, has to be told things at least 18 times. Useless. Does not know when being insulted.

"Damnit rufflepuff... hurry up."

by mikerufflepuff March 18, 2010

Henry Rufflefield

Henry Rufflefield is the king of all mankind, but his official title is Prime Minister of all mankind. He was born in the time before Jesus, and he is the cause of every negative thing in the history of the world.

"Oh! An apple! Adam, Eve, will you partake?"

by Don Quixote April 2, 2005

Penis Ruffle

One who is of such insignificance he is as the skin of an old mans penis. Ruffle can refer to the wrinkles on a ruffles potato chip, being that old men's penis's are wrinkly like this.

Damn nigga chops! Sam is such a penis ruffle!

by krazychichi August 8, 2009

Dust Ruffle

When a man gives a woman an orgasm with his savage beard while performing oral sex.

Oscar gave Jill a dust ruffle last night and this morning. Guess that beard is good for more than one thing.

by ReyPitorro October 17, 2020