That's Racist

Something you say in jest when something sounds remotely racist or derogatory.

Man #1: Man, white man can't jump!
Man #2: That's racist!

Man #1: *BURP*
Man #2: That's racist!

That's Racist by Kilokahn August 11, 2010

That's racist

When you behave so well at school, your parents jump for joy and say That's racist and it is very similar to saying good job, swell, or stinky fart

Manny had a good day at school and Susan said "That's racist!"

That's racist by ChickenChocker69 January 27, 2023

schrodinger's racist

A person who makes racist comments and decides if they are jokes based on the reaction of those around.

P1: *racist comment*
P2: dude seriously?
P1: haha just kidding bro
P2: You are such a schrodinger's racist.

schrodinger's racist by DivLives August 21, 2022

Occam’s Racist 

When someone claims to be a person of color, but espouses white supremacist beliefs. The explanation with the fewest sssumptions, and thus most likely the correct one per Occam’s razor, is that the person is actually just white and racist.

I know he said he was black, but all of his posts in /r/the_donald make me think he’s white, per Occam’s racist.

Occam’s Racist by climbandmaintain August 31, 2018

That’s racist 

What you say to someone after someone say something stupid directed at you.

Man1: bro stfu
Man2: that’s racist

That’s racist by Epictailz June 4, 2020

Schrödinger’s Racist

When a person who drops racism and says they “Aren’t racist” because they hate everyone (which includes everyone’s race)

It is a form of excuse for racists to be let off the hook since in their mind, everyone is worse than them no matter the race.

Atlas: “I swear I’m not a Jew but I can’t stop stealing money from people”

Moose: “Dude that’s literally racism. What the fuck are you on about?”

Atlas: “I’m not a fucking racist because everyone sucks equally no matter the race.”

Moose: “Okay, Schrödinger’s Racist.”

Schrödinger’s Racist by MooseAndBeans July 1, 2026

Racist-sexist-bigot-homophobe 

A term used by members of the “left” political spectrum to describe anyone who disagrees with them politically.

“You don’t believe in my new proposed law, you must be a racist-sexist-bigot-homophobe”

“You are winning this argument, so I’m just gonna call you a racist-sexist-bigot-homophobe to devalue your opinion”

Racist-sexist-bigot-homophobe by TheRealSlimShadyYo November 16, 2017