purple penis

The stage after Blue Balls.

"Oh man, its been so long since I got laid I've gone from Blue Balls to Purple Penis"

by matrixy September 27, 2011

Purple Penis

The superhero alter-ego of the character Cat in the Newgrounds Flash series Retarded Animal Babies Episode 4: Stupor Heroes, animated by David C. Lovelace. He has the 'power to penetrate mighty fortresses', though he 'prefers shaved fortresses.' See also: Infinity Lad, Bruce Willis-Man,Satan Man, the Fucking Fucker, and the Triple-D Triplets.

Cat: I'm the Purple Penis! I penetrate mighty fortresses, and sometimes hairy ones!

Puppy: No, I called Purple Penis!

Cat: No, you said you were going to be the Green Penis.

Bunny: Green Penis? Eeeewwww!

by aka_Pyro October 10, 2007

Purple Penis

Oh yes, a purple penis is a penis that a dwarf leprechaun has. He will chase you down and whack you in the face with his dick. He will jizz cum all over you and with his Cheeto dust pubic hairs.

Me: Oh shit, there is a Purple Penis!

You: Oh fuck, RUN!

Dwarf leprechaun: Hehe, I eat shitttt.

by SmeariestMocha9 May 23, 2020

Purple Penis

When one's dick is grabbed so tight that it loses blood flow to the tip.

She squeezed so tight I got purple penis.

by wiggleman83 July 7, 2020

purple penis

after u fuck your penis turns purple because u fucked witout a condom

i fucked allie too much and i got purple penis

by alec February 20, 2004

purple penis

When u fuck in the butt so hard that it causes ur penis to fall off.

I fucked Will in the butt so hard...it gave me a purple penis.

by Willlovah March 26, 2004

purple penis eater

a fat bitch with a purple mullet that is annoying and eats penises

Amanda Walters

by Ben Lash December 19, 2003