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by AYCTOBI August 23, 2019

Protzin'

A sudden mildly provoked fit of rage that can last up a couple minutes while bystanders and the antagonist are totally confused

Not using a coaster in a house where coasters aren't required but recommended, the owner seeing this, starts protzin' out on the offender, considering the act unthinkable. The non-coaster user doesn't normally use coaster, so therefore the attack seems unwarrented

by Dustizle April 4, 2006

Proteen

A teenager who is well adept at the art of being a teen. This teen brings it to a professional level.

My son has really got his shit together these days. He's become an impressive proteen.

by Dreamspeeder September 20, 2016

protenous

adj- (pronounced pro-tenis) rich in protein

I had a very protenous dinner consisting of: grilled chicken, cottage cheese and edamame.

by Alexandra Thomas February 1, 2006

Protender

The act of one pretending or proclaiming to be a pro athlete when in reality they are not. Particularly common in the sport of triathlon.

Protenders are fond of applying for as much sponsorship as possible. They are proud to wear more logos than a NASCAR and claim to have "signed" with these sponsors. Yet, in reality, their sponsorship is little more than a cost discount.

Sadly there are several instances of protenders bending the truth or blatantly lying to potential sponsors in order to land a sponsorship, thus stealing said sponsorship from deserving real pros.

Protenders are almost always slow, non-competitve and little more than pack fodder.

"Did you see the new Team Timex roster? What a bunch of protenders".

by eire8tri January 12, 2011

protien shake

a mouth full of cum

asking a girl if she is hungry, and offering her a protien shake

by mike August 29, 2003

protien shake

A poorly spelled version of protein shake.

Protein shake is one exception to the "I before E" rule.

by Johnny Rocketfingers October 18, 2003