prodtesting

The foolish act of pushing untested software to production environments in order to "test" its functionality.

Similar to the "fuck it, run it" process in the high performance automotive field.

dev: We've got a new, super-awesome version of the gameserver that's going to fix all of our problems.

ops: Ok, let's get that out to QA and test it.

dev: Nah, we're prodtesting this one.

ops: ....

by badsfo May 14, 2014

protecting-group-free

Having any form of sex without a condom

I went protecting-group-free on her last night.

by Burgi Dunitz December 7, 2010

Peaceful Protesting

What liberals call burning down buildings and rioting in the streets over a person dying who happened to be black

"Peaceful Protesting"

by Veteran Bandit April 15, 2021

Pocket Protecting

When a guy is walking/dancing with a girl and grabs her ass.
Because, he is "protecting" her back pocket.

similar to ass grabber

Dude I was walking with my girl, and I was totaly pocket protecting

Haha, nice man, keep at it!

by Yellow_Snow October 28, 2008

Protexting

Refusing to participate in the useful practice of text-messaging, no matter how appropriate or convenient the situation lends itself. Seems to be linked to age and/or coolness level.

Can also be used reciprocally, like when you dump an incoming call, and reply with a text.

Protexting activities include:

Immediately return calling sender upon receipt of text

Making people want to stab you with frivolous calls and voice messages like "I got your text, and blah...blah...blah."

Not recognizing texting as social progress.

Bitching about the 50 cents you had to pay last month because you don't have text on your plan.

by Cyclemax December 21, 2010

Protesting

What's the point of going out and protesting, when you end up on your knees at the end of it, when all is said and done?

Protesting is a waste of time that could be spent waking up and fighting, or at least going to work.

by Solid Mantis April 12, 2021

Peaceful Protesting

Used euphemistically by both political spectrums to describe a flowers and cookies protest against a variety of social issues but in reality it's an excuse to be non-peaceful, riot, obstruct and dissent against public opinion.

Look at all those Canadians doing their Peaceful Protesting against vaccine mandates as they assault homeless shelters, dance and desecrate war memorials, blast airhorns constantly and take dumps on people's lawns. Good thing it's peaceful so no one gets hurt or has to take responsibility.

by Juan Smokiblunt February 13, 2022