prebedding

Prebedding is that period between when you get in bed and you actually go to sleep. Prebedding can include checking Facebook, Tik Tok, watching TV.

I'm prebedding for an hour tonight before I'm going to sleep.

by Bayouhope July 2, 2022

i am pretending to type something

when you are supposed to be doing work at school but you are doing something else on your computer and your teacher walks by so you write "I am pretending to type something" so it looks like you're busy working.

-hey, what were you typing in class yesterday?
-i was typing "i am pretending to type something".

by Quirty uwo Paz’s May 26, 2020

Not Pretending

A sarcastic phrase popularized by AdmiralBulldog and his circus of clowns, he calls MegaCucks.

Usually used to exhibit bewilderment and disdain against someone's actions or thoughts. This can be a response to somebody when you don't know if they are "pretending" to be dumb. It can be an affirmation of someone's stupidity.

Can be synonymous with replying to somebody who is being deadass wrong.

In other words, the feeling you get when you thought someone's actions or words were a joke but they were not.

John: Wow! Can you believe that Jeffery Ebstein killed himself?!
Matthew: Do you actually believe that?
John: Yeah. I guess he couldn't take the pressure.
Matthew: *shaking head* Not pretending.

by AtticusXIII November 5, 2019

I am pretending to type something

This is used when your parents, boss, or teacher is near you, and you need to act like you are working, so you type “I am pretending to type something”

*Boss walks towards you* I am pretending to type something

by Not Johnneh December 14, 2020

pretending perfection

Pretending Perfection is an album written by West Virginia's one and only, Huey Mack. Huey Mack's Pretending Perfection has 12 songs on it, and is available on iTunes. Huey shows many different emotions in this song, as such as mentioning about how good things can happen if you be simple, and keep things straight. He made a whole entire song about his mom, and named it Charlotte, and how his mom supported his rapping career when he dropped out of school, and her single mom life when her husband Rick left her. He raps out about parting and how he has women always loving and partying with him. He made a song named "Real Me" and explains that just because he's a rapper, who has lovers and haters, he still lives a normal life with normal people. This album reached number 8 on billboard, a huge accomplishment. This is an album worth having. I respect Huey Mack more then you could imagine.

Huey Mack's new album, pretending perfection just released

by ldlamppa December 9, 2013

lez-pretending

pretending to be a lesbian for attention in order to attract straight men who are aroused by girl-on-girl action

- i didn't know you were a lesbian

- I'm not a lesbian, I was just lez-pretending

by felix9898 May 18, 2010

prebeefing

One would lead you to believe it is when you spread beef on the chip before you indulge as to not miss a morsel of the beefy-cheese goodness. But it is actually when one “relieves” themselves before a tense situation in preparation for the main event later on that night in hopes to last longer.

Jamie was prebeefing for his date with the hot Veronica Vaughn .

by ClevelandBeemer November 28, 2019