pisterity

(n) The state of being pissed.

That pissed me off to the highest level of pisterity!

by 007mi6 September 28, 2006

pistered

(pis terd):adjective, angry or annoyed;aroused to impatience or anger;put into an irratable mood, esp. by an offending incident.

I was pistered because that guy tried to run me off the road.

by Steve Harbour November 22, 2006

Pister

An offshoot of pistered to be used in a slightly different manor.

I was at work and they got me pister than hell.

by Steve Harbour November 22, 2006

pistered

is to have spent your time loitering around your own home doing very little or very unproductive doings, examples of pistering, Facebook, reading, T.V., decorating walls etc

i just pistered all of sunday

by HYDROfrazza February 24, 2012

Pister

To be more than pissed.

Is usually used as a verb, but can also be used as an adjective with some creativity.

My boyfriend was being an idiot and I got pissed, then he made fun of my handwriting and that made me pister.

When Johnny showed up late for class, the teacher was pissed; but when he said he didn't do his homework, she got pister.

by Sylvannis November 18, 2011

pister clean

a type of household cleaner that is free. it's especially useful for those hard to reach areas, and it's strength depends on what you drink. still don't know what it is? it's your pee! for best results, you should be a dude.

My brother left the worst skid marks in the toilet bowl. I'm gonna have to use some pister clean

by :(mynoduesp ro) eman ruoY December 15, 2008

pisterical

When something makes you laugh so hard that you piss your pants.

That joke you told was pisterical!!!

by KMan Word Doctor November 2, 2015