Pathologic Individualism

The clinically harmful belief that wearing a mask, getting a vaccine, or thinking about others is against your constitutional rights. Frequently found in Americans, with devastating results in individuals with underlying conditions such as:

MAGA Syndrome
Murica Disorder
Florida Residency

Karen's Pathologic Individualism has led her to believe the first amendment is about her right to mouth breathe wherever she wants.

by Supergoat52 June 26, 2020

bio-pathologic

A created nano organism used expressly for the purpose of consuming another organism in a transformative action, then dying, leaving behind something more useful.

"The bio-pathologic creations were short-lived but very effective in their explicit function: eat and die. Behind them, they left a fertile field of death, assuring that the corpses of any incompatible alien flora would be able to support the intended crops and other flora."
- Todd R. Stevens, Parallel Extinction, soon to be published

by TigreArts November 20, 2010

Pathological Liar

It’s someone who lies so much that it’s just a part of their life now. They usually starts at a young age and then it snowballs into their teenage and adult years. It sometimes isn’t even about big things. They’ll lie about anything just because they feel like it. Also when people expose them for being a liar the either lie more to get out of it or get extremely defensive.

Briana: Gavin is a Pathological Liar!
Me: What’s that?
Briana: It’s someone who lies so much that it’s just a part of their life now.
Me: Ok so why do you say that?
Briana: He always says he has so many girls but when I ask him about it he can’t think of anything.

Me: Have you tried just asking him about it?
Briana: I tried but he just gets all defensive!

by HeBigLiar May 18, 2018

Patelogical Liar

The term, taken from the widely known "pathological liar", is used to describe all those of an Indian race who, for some reason, still believe lying is morally acceptable. Because of this they lie all the time and are therefor pathological liars. To specify that the person's race is Indian, the common Indian surname "Patel" is used.

Person A: Have you met Niral? He said he's adopted.

Person B: Yeah, dude, that isn't true. He's a Patelogical liar.

by better_thanrevenge September 3, 2014

Pathological Expert

Someone who always presents himself as an expert on any current topic of conversation, regardless of his actual background knowledge (often being able to maintain such a conversation for an impressive amount of time)

He really doesn't know anything about horses, he's just a bit of a pathological expert.

by Brown Chair May 26, 2009

Pathological Liar

A person who lies constantly for attention or for their own gain

someone like GABBIE'S EX joke love u gabbie

Gabbie's ex is a pathological liar due to him lying almost all the time living a lie you could say

by Gabbies Fan August 19, 2018

Speech Language Pathologist

A career that brings true joy and satisfaction. Speech pathologists are experts in communication. They work across the lifespan preventing, diagnosing and treating a wide range of communication and swallowing impairments. We work tirelessly to ensure positive clinical outcomes and improvements for all. We are advocates, activists and aides. We promote inclusivity. We empower individuals, we connect individuals, we educate families and communities. We research, collaborate, counsel, support, prevent, screen, assess and treat. We create and enable meaningful interactions and moments. We serve. We strive for equity, fairness and accessibility- working to achieve a service for all. Ultimately, we ensure that everyone can communicate, a basic human right after all.

I wish I was a speech language pathologist.

Everyone loves speech language pathologists.

When I had a brain injury the speech language pathologist helped me to communicate to my loved ones.

by actualspeechie November 24, 2021