packeties

a copieous needle usin drug whore that will perform any sexual act for the washbag

"trevor, i will suck your genitals, if you give me the washbag!" because thats wat packeties do!

by niggi May 18, 2006

three packets short of a fun dip

Expression used to insult someone's intelligence or personality.

Fun Dip is a candy found in US/Canada. It is unique in the fact that it requires two separate candies to be combined in order to properly enjoy it's intended mode of consumption. First, a tasteless sugar stick must be licked, then it must be dipped into one of three included packets of flavored sugar powder. If you remove the three packets, you are left with the tasteless sugar sticks, making the product incomplete, worthless, and bland. Therefore, describing someone as 'three packets short of a Fun Dip' means they are (a) missing general intelligence or (b) lacking flavor (in the personal sense).

I would never vote for (POLITICIAN)! That (GENDER IDENTITY) is three packets short of a Fun Dip!

by J-Tro May 12, 2016

pocketses

Gollum's word for "pockets", as he says in The Hobbit.

"What's it got in its nasty little pocketses, eh, my precious?"
-Gollum in The Hobbit

by Soarel December 22, 2012

dropping packets

Losing information or not being able to keep up in a conversation.

Loss of focus.

Loss of data.

Carry-over from computer networking.

Can you repeat that again, I'm dropping packets here.

Man, way too tired here, dropping packets, what was that about my taxes being overdue?

by s6 July 19, 2005

packeting

As a computer term, when someone slow downs or stops your internet connection via sending mass-data-packets, this means packeting.

Kiddies like packeting so much..

by 8een May 20, 2008

JACKIE'S PACKIES

jackie's packies is from the popular videos of the real house wives of south boston. she is a walking advertisement to her friends. so be sure to visit jackie's packies on route 34, right next to the gas station that was set on fire by the black kids

"be sure to visit jackie's packies on route 34, right next to the gas station that was set on fire by the black kids"

by hannah banana21 December 31, 2011

packeting

DOS used mostly by script kiddies who think they're clever.

im 31337 ive got the program off the internet that can packet you. Whats your ip?

by 1338 (past 1337) June 24, 2003