officer

Short for commissioned-officer.

Military noncomissioned member: "Here comes an officer!"

by Robert Weston February 7, 2008

Officer

Another word for cocksucker.

"Yes, Eve 2.0 is an officer for sure."

by ChrisWoltz April 24, 2018

officer

Short for Police Officer

That Muthafuckin police Officer pulled me over and took my sticky icky.

by Knowledge November 9, 2003

officer

one who exemplifies the purity of the word toolbag

that officer is a toolbag

by not a tool April 7, 2009

Officer

Those annoying ass guys that pull you over for speeding

No officer, I did not rape those 30 innocent children and then proceeded to hide them in my basement

by GenderBender123 September 20, 2021

Officer Earl

The chief of police from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, who is also god of all living creatures.

All hail Officer Earl

by TheSpicyPickle May 28, 2019

Officer Square Head

A term for the disgusting, vile, Amber Heard. (Or Amber Turd.) As shown in the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard defamation trial, Depp referred to Heard as Officer Square Head in a text message.

Amber is such an Officer Square Head

by Phanhowelltrash April 30, 2022