nlp

Stays for aNaL Penalty

If you`ll do this, John, you`ll have an NLP from me!

by Mr. Snack July 17, 2010

NLP

Neuro Linguistic Programming - The Study of Human Excellence.

Richard Bandler.

Are you sure enough to be unsure?
How do you know that you are depressed?
How do you know when to get depressed?

by Ivan Staroverskyy December 27, 2004

NLP

It stands for Neuro-Linguistic Programming. The study of the mind, broadly speaking.

He's delved into NLP since his grnama died from Alzheimer.

by André Bretas November 23, 2004

NLP

Naked Lady Place. Aka nudie bars

Hey buddy, let's get some ones and go to the NLP.

by Thefrog February 27, 2014

NLP

Abbr. Next Level Poor

DREW: "Hey Barry, want to go see a movie"
BARRY: "Sorry, I can't. I'm NLP"

by uhleeshaw May 22, 2010

NLP Therapist

A job title given to one's self after completion of an overpriced course with no real employment options.

An obscure pseudo-science 'qualification' not recognised by any organisation of real merit, often held by B grade instragram influencers as a bio filler line.

"What do you do for a job?"
"I'm an NLP Therapist"
"Oh wow! Does unemployment benefits pay on Tuesday or Thursday?"

by Thenotsoslimshady July 21, 2021

NLP

Sensitization anchoring and triggers such as colour coordinating, one headlight, and caughing used with mobbing for gangstalking targeted individuals on the watchlist as non investigative subjects organized and coordinated through Fusion Centers with the CIA, FBI, NSA and using Air Force sattelites for DEWs, V2K, RNM, hologram, voice cloning capability and disrupting, discrediting, dividing (DDD) TIs to isolate, set up, nuetralize with plausible deniability and incite mass shootings so they can impose stricter gun control.

The CIA, FBI, NSA, DOD use NLP techniques on American citizens with psychological warfare to make up terrorist and do theater.

by TI Satan June 17, 2023