newsome

Being a bonafide hustler, never w/o money, grind till person get it, always on P's and Q's, a legend too every dat knows or heard of dat person

Man dat nigga JT a newsome, he too real, can't nobody stop dat guy.

by RED $ HEAD January 6, 2010

Newsome

(verb) to talk about how dangerous corona virus is and promote CDC guidelines, while simultaneously not following CDC guidelines.

Nancy Pelosi Newsomed at a fucking hair salon with no mask.

by please enter your username February 18, 2021

Newsom

Newsom - the surname of the smartest people in the planet.

"I don't know the answer to question 12!"

"Well, ask Newsom! He's crazy smart!"

by BlanketWarmer January 16, 2009

Newsomed

Verb. To sleep with your good friend and campaign manager's wife, be an unabashed alcoholic (by showing up at a dying policeman's bedside totally wasted) and still look damn good doing it. (Also helps if you once authorized same sex marriages in your city).

I can't believe I just won the election for mayor! This town is going to get Newsomed!

by Gavin Newsom March 9, 2007

Newsom

When a man cums into another man's anus. Then proceeds to felch his own semen from his partners rectum with a straw. At this point he then feeds his own semen back to his partner in the form of a snow ball.

Rob called in sick to work yesterday after his weekend activities in which he was Newsom'd by a large back man which actually resulted in anal bleedage.

by JWIS March 23, 2011

NEWSOM

red headed slut. usually turned away in rejection but comes back when sexual advancements are made

i wish these newsom's would back da fuck up off me

by MAX January 30, 2003

newsome

verb., To be part of a same-sex couple whose relationship is recognized in a ceremony presided over by a city or county official and which may or may not be recognized by the state or federal government in the future.

Steve and I are driving to Portland to get newsomed. Come take our picture at the ceremony!

by inscrutabullwit March 11, 2004