netjer

Netjer is a real nigga who sticks to the G code out in his hood. But, a fucked up hairline.

Tear that pussy up during sex and is a great ass black cook. Fym. Fuck with a nigga name Netjer.

But that bum ass nigga is too goofy.

"Netjer is too finee guuurl, his cute ass.."

by Chill Waters May 31, 2018

NewJersification

To take an immaculately beautiful woman and, through blind applications of high-contrast streaks, razor-straight bangs, sharp 45-degree layered angles - acrylic 'fingernails' which soon cover only half the actual nail and look like what exactly? - pounds of makeup, all of which have zero to do with the real woman, her proportions, natural coloration or her perfect, essential beauty, and have everything to do with a state-wide communal aesthetic, n' toin huh intuh a nudduh cookie cuttuh Joisy Goil.

Underneath it all was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen or would ever see. Beautiful beyond words. All that had to be done was to simply reverse the NewJersification to which she had , stunningly, submitted .

by Monkey's Dad April 1, 2023

pedo-netter

A slimeball that sends cybersex talk to a child on the internet.

Check your kids online activity 'cause there may be a fuckin' thirty or fifty year old pedo-netter getting off by sending children disgusting messages.

by jpg3 August 22, 2011

Empty netter

A cum shot into the gaping ass hole of a sexually promiscuous woman.

I shot an empty netter into Rhonda last night

by Maroonsroad July 9, 2018

Netero

Literally one of the strongest characters in Hunter X Hunter. I cannot believe no one has defined him yet....

Anyway, Netero is that old man who played the game on the airship with Gon and Killua during the second phase. Basically the Chairman of the Hunter's Association. He's really strong had his nen type is Enhancement. His nen ability (or hatsu, idk cause when they were explaining nen I got confused) Is called 100-type Guanyin Bodhisattva, which was used while fighting Jed in Hunter X Hunter: The Last Mission. He also fought Meruem in the episode titled Zero x and x Rose (122). Meruem would have won if it wasn't for Netero's Miniature Rose bomb. Literally- The Chimera Ants were ultimately eliminated because of Netero.

"Have you seen the episode where Netero gets to fight Meruem?"

"Yeah, I have. It was really cool!"

by The Disrespect February 28, 2022

Netherite Hoe

|Achievement Unlocked!| Serious Dedication

Use a netherite ingot to upgrade a hoe, and then reevaluate your life choices.

Steve 1: Hey look i made a netherite hoe
Steve 2: wtf dude you made the most useless item in the game. WHY in the world would you make a netherite hoe?!
Steve 1: I have nothing else to do Sad face :C

by Herr Leutnant February 4, 2021

call with the Netherlands

The excuse your team makes and tells your client when you are on a work trip with a team, and you had so much to drink the night before that you can't make it into work the next day with the rest of the team.

Client: Good morning. Where is Peng Peng this morning?

Team Member: Oh, she will be in later, she had a call with the Netherlands .

by KBomb August 11, 2016