moosed

To be paged via instant messager. Same as IMed or AIMed.

Usage comes from an early IM program called "MooseMan", later known as "Internet Moosenger"

I got moosed by Julie last night.

by Scrappy Doo March 20, 2005

moosed

to fill a produce display at super one ridiculously full while leaving it somewhat presentable.

Moose done moosed the bananas again!

or

This 10 for 10 deal is killin us, good thing Moose moosed that shit!!!

by pollard218 May 16, 2009

moosed

To completely and utterly destroy whatever you are trying to fix, more specifically a piece of computer hardware.

I tried to install my new CPU, but I completely moosed up the socket and caught my room on fire at the same time.

by drainpip May 10, 2010

Moosed

The underhanded tactic of getting what you want when the cat is away.

When you get asked out for "coffee" and realise its not for an actual coffee.....You've been Moosed!

by MoosetMoosoMmomOOSETHAGOOSER July 28, 2019

Moose

Jared Padalecki

Me: OMG, A MOOSE!
Jared: what?

by kawaiineko May 23, 2012

moose

A large animal with antlers. See also: Jared Padalecki

What is the plural for moose?

MOOSEN! I saw a flock of moosen. There were many of them, many much moosen!

by starrilynight August 23, 2011

Moosed

Consuming excessive amounts of alcohol to the extent that everything you say is highly offensive.

Neil : "Mate, you was so moosed last night. You told your father-in-law that you fuck his daughter every night in his house!"
Paul : "Shit man, I hate getting moosed!"

by OnTheMoose June 12, 2015