moongooning

when a high school student puts a paper bag over their head in order to remain anonymous and then proceeds to run into a random classroom, pull their pants off, and point their ass at the whole class and subsequently the teacher, shortly before making their escape.

Did you hear? Mr Ahl's 6th period got moon gooned, no one has claimed responsibility but multiple witnesses say the culprit had a smokin jo's bbq tshirt on. (moongooned being the past tense of moongooning)

by Samir's Shotgun May 16, 2023

moongoon

Avionics engineer. No one can else can understand how radios work.

How do these electrons jump off wires? Bloody Moongoon shit.

by Smeg January 12, 2004

Moongooning

When you take the skull of a buffalo or elk, cover yourself in their blood, go into the forest and goon.

Me and Dave are going up to the Navajo reserve to go Moongooning tonight.

by Jarbeefis March 3, 2024

Moongooning

When you and the boys go out on the rez, drink elk blood, and start gooning into buffalo skulls under the moonlight.

“Me and Jared went moongooning on the rez last night”

by Albanian Robert December 18, 2023

Moongooning

When someone gathers with native americans and collect elk blood and a buffalo skull,then proceed to goon under the luminous moonlight.

Dave:Chief eagle eye navajo doesn't moongoon,he's a fraud!
Eric:Yeah i heard he's a sungooner!

Dave:Sungooning is for pussies!,Moongooning is for real Gs!

by Moongoonersupremacist December 20, 2023

Moongoon

When you goon under the moonlight with the natives while taking peyote and blowing the head off a buffalo. You must also goon into an elks entrails while wearing a skirt (also under the moonlight) and get a licensed priest to overlook the ritual so the moongoon gods will let you into heaven. If you do all of this correctly, you will be able to resurrect the phoenix from the ashes and obtain all knowledge about the universe.

Dave: I’m gonna go moongoon later with Isaac Bridgewater later if you want to come.

Officer Bubba: Sir, where is your moongoon liscense?

by ThePandoBear April 23, 2024

Moongooning

To edge Annaly while facing your anus to the moon in a sunbathing type manor.

Dude I'm gonna go moongooning later, do you want to come?

by Ethypoo November 24, 2023