monmole

A mole on your face identical to Marilyn Monroe.

My daughter was born with a monmole.

by Chuck Leery June 7, 2017

turd mongoler

turd mongoler- when an individual unknowingly craps on a pre-existing turd that is submerged in the bowl water itself, creating a gargantuan mound of fecal matter. the individual themself is considered a turd mongoler after the blasphomas crime has been comensed.

needing to deficate histerically, the nieve dumper proceeded to drop his trousers and ireversibly transform into the turd mongoler his mother always feared he would become.

by master mongolersonsville May 30, 2009

Momolested

The word Momolested means that the internet sensation MOMO is doing you in the ass or vice versa you are momolesting MOMO

Momo~ if you don’t kill yourself then I will come in the middle of the night to kill your family

You~ Momo if you dont shut the fuck up imma MOMOlest you then you would be MOMOlested!

by Momoisdaddy March 2, 2019

mongole

Word used by french canadian to define someone stupid. It's also a pejorative for people affected by the hydrocephalus disease.

a- Si y saute les 20 marches, c'est un esti de mongole.
b- Pour mes travaux communautaire, j'ai été obligé de m'occuper de mongoles dans une maison de fou.

by Nihb June 13, 2005

cock mongoler

1) Someone who whores the cock.

2) A woman or man who so lusts for the cock that he or she will do anything to spend time with one.

1). "Eric why are you always cock mongoling?"
"Because my mom told me to!"

2). "Guess what I did yesterday?"
"Probably sniffs some big cocks out of a crowd and had a fun time with them, you stupid cock mongoler"
"Yes"

by Storytelling Sam April 9, 2006

Monkolee

A "Monkolee" also called a "Monko" or a "Munksaikhan" is a Strong, Vulgar and Sexy Mongolian tribesman, he doesn't care about your feelings tho, he will crush you in an instant. The only one he really cares about is "Isak". They have been married for about 2 years, and they're about to go on a honeymoon in Italy. A "Monkolee" is strong enough to break 5 tables a year but not more. Any more tables broken and the "Monkolee" would have to go into hibernation for 40 minutes. During that time the "Monkolee" will become feral. The Monkolee will rip off his shirt like a werewolf and begin to put big pressure on his skull. The "Monkolee" does this to be able to count in his head to the desired number required to get out of hibernation. If the "Monkolee" gets disturbed during his hibernation phase he will have to ask a David for help, he will need to count on his arm countless times to get that number that he so much desires. Once he has the number and has gotten the "Trocadero" out of his system he will begin showing small signs of kindness to people who tries to save him from the eternal devistation of the "Mongolian hibernation".

Person 1: Wow that guy just broke a table
Dennis: Yeah imma start gang war with him by robbing 9D's mobile phones
Person 2: No thats just a "Monkolee"

by Beary Allen August 20, 2019

mongole

A very offensive Quebec French term for a person suffering either from fetal alcohol syndrome and downe's syndrome

If someone calls you a mongole, tell them they a Chernobyl bantling

by Sexydimma March 19, 2017