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modeterranean

Modeterranean Is a plain modern home that the builder has installed a red tile roof and phony arches to advertise it as a Mediterranean style
A Moditerranean design is any building design that purports to be Mediterranean, but in fact is a box with a red tile roof and crappy looking arches at the entry. Sometimes with added bars on the windows. It is neither Modern or Mediterranean, therefore it can only be called a Modeterranean.
by Mr. Cranky December 31, 2013
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mediterranean back

A back injury faked for the purpose of obtaining worker's compensation or time off work on full pay. Italian migrants to Australia following WW 2 were notorious for suffering from this disease.
He's bludging, only got mediterranean back.
by milano88 January 27, 2009
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Mediterranean leg tits

slang for testicles, because they can be tan and hairy
Oh christ I was just kicked in the mediterranean leg tits!
by FernandioMustachio April 21, 2010
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moditerranean

Any design element that has both a Modern and Mediterranean aesthetic.
“This sleek, modern building has the tile work, archways, and centralized courtyard of a Mediterranean structure, making it a Moditerranean design.”
by Deirdre (DeDe) Daniels July 28, 2012
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Mediterranean Penis

A long and spicy sausage that is able to be received by the children of christ.
Robert Coomer, Prepare to receive my cum spliced Mediterranean Penis, OOHH OHHHHHHO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH owo
by Mr. "REEEEE" Johnson May 23, 2020
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Mediterranean Hammock

When someone who does not partake in lower body grooming can braid the genital and anal hairs together in a mini hammock.
After quarantine, Mikey’s ball hair was so long he was finally able to make a Mediterranean hammock.
by KSLeo June 7, 2020
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Mediterranean Broom

A method of removing leaves and debris from driveways, footpaths etc. using a garden hose. Favoured by older Italian and Greek men in the western suburbs of Sydney.
Despite water restrictions being enforced, Stavros cleaned up his conrete front yard with the Mediterranean Broom.
by Daveyyyy10 December 6, 2011
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