miscision

(noun)
A bad mistake and a bad decision made simultaneously.

The thing that happens when a person or a group of people are so intoxicated they make many mistakes and bad decisions in one night.

"Damn homie you been makin a lot of miscisions lately, you need some chill."

"I've made a lot of bad miscisions in my day."

"I'm disappointed in your miscision making lately."

"Yo, I've been so high lately making bad miscisions left and right."

by RevyBell August 14, 2017

Mission Accomplished and not in a Bush way

A way of saying something important has actually been accomplished for real, while at the same time mocking former president George W. Bush

On May 1,2003 George W Bush landed on the deck of the U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln for a photo-op wearing a flight suit and declared "Mission Accomplished" in Iraq when in fact the war had just begun and absolutuly nothing had been accomplished. Exactly 8 years later Osama bin Laden was killed in Pakistan by Navy Seals, this is an example of Mission Accomplished and not in a Bush way.

by SKY_DOG July 15, 2011

Dust off mission

A Dust off mission is a military helicopter air evacuation of wounded in a combat zone.

The Dust off mission made the life saving of the wounded, WIAs, possible

by I, Wreckerrr October 12, 2016

One way mission

A one way mission is military slang for a mission likely to produce extreme loss of life.

It looks like the orders are likely to be a one way mission, a suicide patrol.

by I, Wreckerrr October 11, 2016

CO Mission

Putting hands or feet on a Correctional Officer in prison or jail.

Ex. 1

"A CO Mission is a green light to take off on a guard...It's usually lifers that are looking to do CO Missions. Cuz it don't matter. It's like asking for a life sentence to take off on the staff."

NateDogg916 "Mental health and surviving the lockdown, the SHU, and the art of structure." June 26, 2020

Ex. 2

Wes Wilson: Hey fool! You ready to put hands on the muthafuckin' cops just like the homey Matty Boy from Rodeo did?

Mikey Segala: Fuck yeah! You know what time it is!

Wes: CO Mission time muthafucka!

Mikey: Let's do this!

Wes and Mikey fist bump and air box. Then they go into the Program Office, ring the bell, and yell "I'm a bitch!" in unison.

by ZXY&ABC July 11, 2020

Junkie Mission

Is to do some thing only a junkie would do. Often crazy drawn out tasks to get high. This inclueds any task to obtain money or drugs, Such as stealing or lookin for some one to get high with.

Cody's was on a god dam junkie mission,he walked 26 miles to get a bag of weed last night.

Josh: Wheres Your sister?
Jeff: Probably on a junkie mission.

by Mtownjw August 16, 2009

skitz mission

Captialised by Leslie Mackerel in The Big Lez Show, it means to endeavour on an adventure that one can not put into formal language.

Sassy:"Watcha doin lez"
Lez:"I'm goin on a skitz mission cunt"

by RealChoccyMilk September 16, 2017